If you're looking for something to keep your Shake Weight and Comfort Wipe company while they sit, unused, in your closet, you might consider the Dipr, a spoon designed for dunking sandwich cookies in milk without soiling your hands. Because that's clearly something people recognize as a problem and not the natural, unbothersome consequence of something enjoyable. "Join the dunking revolution and collect all 5 colors today!" says copy on the website. Come on now, guys. This is like inventing something that lets you eat ribs without getting sauce everywhere—even if it works, it misses the whole point of the activity. Via Laughing Squid.